Gordon, Not So Much

Well done, my minion. Well done.

Morton, Shameless Tree Hugger

Don't be afraid, tree friend! No-one will lop you while Morton is here.

Morton Does This All The Time, Except With Giggling

Slow Loris Commando Captured And Held Prisoner By Evil Accordion Players!

Break free, Sonya! Use your slow loris karate chop!

Gordon Senses A Hint Of Sarcasm In His Minion's Suggestion For A Lair

Someone is in for a punching.

The Next Potential Lair Falls Just Short Of Gordon's Expectations

Ohhhh, I see. You expect me to just throw my plasma TV away! Well, I suppose we'll just do cave paintings instead! Won't that be fascinating!

The Minions' Search For Gordon's Evil Lair Starts Out Poorly

Oh, yes. A monkey living in a tree. That's soooo original!