Morton Reluctantly Admits His Limitations

Stupid caber toss.

Morton Practices His Spooky Face For October

And then, when they got back to the car, all the licorice was GONE!!!!!

Morton Could Do This Too, If He Wanted

If Morton Drank Scotch, This Would Be His Favourite Blend

Ohhhhhhh, why couldn't it be apple juice!

Morton Settles In To Watch The New Shows

Maybe the Bionic Woman will have a Bionic Monkey!

Morton The Epicurean

Morton plans to accompany this dish with a saucy little root beer that opens with just a hint of molasses, teases with accents of cinnamon, then drowns the senses with a sweet cavalcade of caramel.

Morton Carefully Considers A New Piece For His Gallery

500 pieces? Ohhhhhh.