Morton Accidentally Make Balloon Hulk Angry

Morton not like Balloon Hulk when he angry!!!!

Morton Has A Special Name For The Witch King

Mister Spiky Face!  Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Morton Prefers To Call Him Heckboy

Morton has an itchy nose and needs a hero to scratch it!

Morton Has A Slight Falling Out With His New Friends, The Fetts.

Han did too shoot first!

Morton Chose The Wrong Day To Wear His Red Shirt

If "assimilate" means "kissing" in Borg, count Morton in!

Morton Unwittingly Attends The Dart Goalie Auditions

Morton doesn't like that expression on your face.  What are you up to?

From Morton's History Files: Morton to Buzz Aldrin July 21, 1969

Morton is walking here!