Morton Has Never Been A Student Of History

But why can't we go? There will be baby eagles everywhere!

Morton Pleads For Forgiveness In His Own Way

Morton thinks there may be candy in the back there. Don't tell anyone!

Morton Continues To Maintain His Innocence Over The Great Crossbow Incident

And, besides, what were you doing flying around all by yourself anyhow!

Morton Claims He Was Nowhere Near The Crossbow At The Time

And anyway, it was an accident.

Morton Offers Unsolicited Advice

Let the wookie win!

And These Are The Slightly Less Famous Dancing Flowers Of Austria

Mmmmmmmmmmmmambo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Morton Proves His Hypothesis

Listen! They are singing! "Lollipop....lollipop....oh lolly lollipop!"