Morton Issues A Slight Correction To Headquarters

Morton is a Dessert Commando. Over! Also a Love Commando would be okay. Over!

Morton Hits The Jackpot

This is every sign Morton will ever need ever!

Morton Practices For His Audition

"Something something toil and trouble!
Fire burn and something bubble."

Morton Has A Simple Request

Morton would like to be altered into a hippopotamus, please!

The Dogs Got The Worst Of It

Morton will kiss every single one on the nose, just to tell them what a good job they're doing.

The Last Of The Holiday Hijinks Inevitably Leads To This

Now Morton's head is stuck.

Morton Had Too Much Root Beer On New Year's, So This Happened

Oh, the poor mirror has a crack. Morton will kiss you, Mister Mirror, and make it all better. Yes he will. Yes, he will.