Morton Almost Thought He Wouldn't Get A Valentine This Year, Until...

If it's filled with chocolate, this could be the best Valentine's Day ever!

Later, Morton Wished He Had Read The Entire Sign

Mmmmmmm, resin.

Years Later, They Met Again. Both Older And Wiser, They Realized It Was Never Meant To Be. But There Were No Regrets

We'll always have Valentine's Day.

The Gloom Soon Lifts And Morton's Old Self Re-emerges

Cupcakes! Yay!

This Was The Lowest Point Of Morton's Dark Night Of The Soul

Oh look. It's blue. Similar to Morton.

Morton's Heart Will Break In Three...Two...One...

ouch.

Then....

Oh, sure he's rich and he drives a fancy car and dresses in nice suits and listens to techno and he's German (or possibly Swiss), but, underneath all that sweetness, he's bitter! Bitter! Bitter!