Love Monkey Rampage

Run! Run! Save yourselves!

The Five Star General of the Love Monkey Army...Junior

Sir, yes, SIR!

The Five Star General of the Love Monkey Army

Sir, yes, SIR!

Morton In His Secret Hidden Underground Lair

Morton is so lonely...lonely...lonely...lonely....

Ask Morton

What is Morton's favourite sport?

Ski-doodle and binga-ba-bonga!

You're making those up.

No, YOU'RE making them up!

Okay, what's ski-doodle then?

That's where you draw a curvy line on a piece of paper and make wushy-wushy noises like you're skiing.

Are you sure that's a sport?

Yes! Morton plays it all the time! Wushy-wushy! Wushy-wushy! Wushy-wushy!

All right. What about binga-ba-bonga?

Whatta-ba-whatta?

You said your favourite sports were ski doodle and binga-ba-bonga. So what's binga-ba-bonga?

Morton was probably making that one up.

I told you!

No, Morton told YOU!

Morton Shows Off His Bling

The Sun Dawns On A New Year

Morton's tongue tastes like candy.