Morton Begins Spring Training

Morton would like a hot dog please, with lots of mustard and onions. Hello? MOR-ton would LIKE a HOT DOG with LOTS of MUSTARD and ONIONS!!!! Hel-LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

Spooooooooooky

Morton is like the Blair Witch, only friendlier and with more candies.

Morton Likes To Hurry Things Along

It's almost May, you lazy buds. Morton wants you to bloom right now! Right now!

Morton Discovers A Slight Flaw In His Toblerone Diet

Morton has throwed up again.

Morton Tries The Toblerone Diet, Because The Name Sounds So European

It's easy! You have one Toblerone for breakfast and another for lunch, then a regular healthy dinner with a Toblerone for dessert. And, between meals, you can have all the Toblerones you want!

Kissing Raindrops Is Thirsty Work

No, it's not!

Famous Archaeologist Morton Uses His Famous Instincts

The elven capital is around here somewhere.

Famous Archaeologist Morton Makes A Stupendous New Discovery

The remains of a cardboard castle, most likely built by the Atlanteans themselves!

Famous Archaeologist Morton Brings New Insights To Our Knowledge Of The Ancient Past

Here we see the transition from a primitive pancake-eating culture to a more sophisticated waffle-eating culture.

Famous Archaeologist Morton Continues His Expedition

And this is the where the Hello Kitty People placed the great Pikachu statue.

Famous Archaeologist Morton Begins His Tour Of Lost Civilizations

This is the ruins of the first city of the Oompa Loompa culture.

It's A Big Job For One Monkey

Morton is almost finished!

Morton Must Act Quickly To Prevent Catastrophe

No fighting! Cut it out right now, you stupidheads!

Morton Offers Dubious Comfort

Morton is so angry that someone made you sad, sad calf. So angry!

Morton Issues A Warning

You've made angry calf angry again. Oh no!

Morton Presents His Theory To The Assembled Experts

This is an ancient stone beehive. Observe now how Morton finds the stone bees and kisses them one-by-one.

This Is Just Slightly Disturbing

Morton only wrote what the little finger voice told him!

Morton Perfects His Camouflage Techniques

Peek-a-booooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Morton, Personal Trainer To The Stars

One, two, five, eleven, fourteen, six, six, eleven again, fifteen....

Morton Is Very Selective At All Times

Morton feels darker tones bring out the subtle highlights in his fur.

The Exciting Flying Saucer Chase Begins

You have Morton's candy! Bring back Morton's candy!

Morton Explains The Course Of Events That Led To This Circumstance

First, Morton huffed. Then Morton puffed....

Another Daring Escape For Action Monkey

Action NINJA Monkey!

Morton And His New Friend Have Important Stuff In Common

We both say po-tay-toe!

Morton Knows What He Likes

Edsel! Ha ha ha ha! Morton wants a million billion of these!

Morton Eagerly Embraces The Concept Of A Hearty Breakfast

Morton is going to start by eating all the pancakes in this picture.

Morton Begins Preparing For Summer School

Morton has his wand. Now all he needs is his owl.

Morton Remains A Classic

Das Monkey!

Morton Puts No Limits On His Ambitions

This will be a real-sized version of the Parthenon. Morton wants to be done by Easter, so he can have an egg hunt in it.

Toilet, Morton, Not Tardis

As soon as Dr. Who comes out, Morton has a great big April Fool's surprise kiss for him.