Morton Uncovers A Dark Secret

It's the secret monkey jail! Don't worry, monkeys! Morton will have you free in no time!

Grandmaster Morton

Look at them run! Ha ha ha! Run away!

Morton Practices His Roving Bonsai Skills

Soon you will be a pretty tree. A pretty pretty tree.

Morton Captures The Moon

It's blue cheese! Look!

Wesley Continues To Be Unhelpful

Your sign totally isn't working.

Wesley Is No Help At All

Dude, your TV is messed up.

Gordon Dispenses Still More Bad Advice

The best way to solve a problem is to break it!

Gordon Dispenses More Bad Advice

Whoever has the signs makes the rules.

Gordon Dispenses Bad Advice

Chainsaws are for fun only!

Morton Constructs An Elaborate Trap

For mean sprites and nasty leprechauns and sarcastic pixies!

Call Search And Rescue Immediately

Morton is just going to take a quick look and he'll be right back.

Morton Has A New Adversary

And his name is King Cone!

Morton Is Doing His Mary Poppins Imitation

Nooooo, he's not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's Not That Morton Is Angry At The Weather

Just disappointed. Very very disappointed.

Spy Monkey Chases The Evil Villain, Using The Highly Experimental Eco-Speedboat

This is taking longer than Morton expected.

Spy Monkey Secretly Adjusts The Evil Villain's Dark Energy Blaster Cannon

Now it fires Pez instead! Strawberry!!!!!! Take that, Gloomyface!

Spy Monkey Finds The Evil Villain's Cloud Making Machine

As soon as Morton figures out how to turn this off, Mister Evil Villain Gloomyface will have to face the bright sunshine...of justice!

Morton? Hesitate?

Pfft. Yeah, right.

Morton Carries His Napping Bag Everywhere He Goes For Just Such An Occasion

Napping as in sleeping! Honest!

Morton Prepares To Embark On His Epic Journey To The Centre Of The Earth

BRB!

Morton Built This For His Imaginary Friends

Morton's hobbit friends are not imaginary!

Behind One Door, A Lady. Behind The Other, A Tiger

Which one has ice cream?

Morton Wants Two Things From His Candy

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Today's Trivia Question: How Many Cupcakes Does It Take To Make Morton Happy?

A lot!