Morton Supports Cutting Edge Science

Gentleman! The experiment was a success! We've broken through to Narnia!

Morton Supports Literacy Through Skywriting

C...A...L...L...M...E...I...S...H...M...A...E...L...

Morton Supports Wildlife Conservation

Morton has bought this tree, which he has named Eugene. And now he is going to set Eugene free!

Morton Shares The Wealth

This bench that Morton bought is now for everyone! For sitting or for dancing!

So, What's The First Thing--

Done!

Morton Has A Windfall

Morton won eleven dollars, which is nearly eleventy-hundred thousand pennies!

Morton Checks His Investments

A million is almost as much as a thousand!

After This, The Skittles People Stopped Taking Morton's Calls

Candy that actually explodes! For real!

Morton's Second Attempt To Sell Out Is Even Less Successful Than The First

Flavour that will hurt your mouth!

Morton Tries To Sell Out, But Has Limited Success With His First Attempt

Not just for breakfast anymore!

Morton Checks On The Progress Of His Latest Project

Soon, Morton will have all the grape kool-aid he could ever ever ever want!

Wesley Makes His Own Fun

It's a heart hat, dude.

Gordon Has Another View

Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine. Got it?

Morton Says This Every Year

Just exactly what Morton wanted! How did they know?

Morton Almost Thought He Wouldn't Get A Valentine This Year, Until...

If it's filled with chocolate, this could be the best Valentine's Day ever!

Later, Morton Wished He Had Read The Entire Sign

Mmmmmmm, resin.

Years Later, They Met Again. Both Older And Wiser, They Realized It Was Never Meant To Be. But There Were No Regrets

We'll always have Valentine's Day.

The Gloom Soon Lifts And Morton's Old Self Re-emerges

Cupcakes! Yay!

This Was The Lowest Point Of Morton's Dark Night Of The Soul

Oh look. It's blue. Similar to Morton.

Morton's Heart Will Break In Three...Two...One...

ouch.

Then....

Oh, sure he's rich and he drives a fancy car and dresses in nice suits and listens to techno and he's German (or possibly Swiss), but, underneath all that sweetness, he's bitter! Bitter! Bitter!

He Gave Her Everything She Could Want, But She Only Wanted More

Okay, now what did Morton do?

Morton Makes His Pitch

It's a big world out there, baby. But stick with Morton and, some day, your name will be written all over it, in letters fifty feet tall!

In The Most Unlikely Place, Morton Finds Just What He's Been Looking For All Along

Why, why, you're beautiful!

After Deciding To Get Away From It All, Morton Finds Himself Stranded In The Remote Countryside Thanks To A Series Of Screwball Events

Perhaps hijinks are about to ensue!

The Audition Process Begins To Take Its Toll

No, no, no, Morton said, "Step, step, turn, step, step, kick, turn!" Doesn't anyone listen?

Valentine Candy Auditions Continue

Sing with Morton! One...singular sensation...every little step she takes....

Morton Begins The Valentine Candy Auditions

Heart-shaped, chocolate-y. Morton likes what he's seeing. Now, sing! Sing for Morton!