We Only Turned Our Backs For A Moment....

Just As It Seemed All Was Lost, Morton Rode To The Rescue

With his velociraptor, Jolene!

Storytime Ends Prematurely As Morton Is Easily Distracted

Morton sees you, Mister Spider! Come and get your hug or Morton will come in there after you!

Storytime With Morton

Then, on Valentine's Day, Morton ate a chocolate heart that was this big!

Luckily...

Rabbit. Turtle. Darn. No monkey speed!

This Is A Troubling Turn Of Events

Morton thinks he can pull a wheelie!

Everyone Lived In Fear Of The Old Man In The Woods Until....

Hellooooo!!! Morton has an oregon-grape pie he baked himself! Would you like some? Helloooooo!!!!

Morton Does His Chores To Earn His Keep

Morton has the biggest blisters any monkey has ever had!

As Usual, Morton Has A Theory

It's a spaceship, disguised as a car!

Morton Makes His First New Friend Since Arriving In The Country

Morton loves Merle Haggard....do you?

They're Bear Tracks

It must be some kind of dinosaur.

Morton Celebrates The Completion Of His Latest Project

Ta da! (Morton is down here. DOWN HERE!)

Whenever Morton Sees A Pile Of Wood, One Thought Comes To Mind

Let's build a barn!

Even Morton's Vast Knowledge Has Its Limits

This is red. And green. And a little yellow.

Morton Continues To Display His Vast Knowledge Of Nature

This is the Great Mullein. It has no berries for Morton to eat.

Morton Discovers The Famous Oregon-Grape

It has a pleasant tartiness, not unlike lemon peels left for three days in the garbage, combined with a sourness, resembling lime peels left for three days in the garbage with a slight hint of bitterness, calling to mind the subtle flavour of grapefruit peels left for three days in the garbage.

Morton Plans To Spend The Weekend Working On His Greatest Invention

Soon...soon, Morton will take to the skies! And spread hugs and kisses all over the world! And eat candy from all over the world. And take naps all over the world. Morton is sleepy.

Some Are Born To Greatness. Others Have Greatness Thrust Upon Them.

And some are just first in line!

Thanks To Morton's Poor Depth Perception, The City Is Saved!

Morton can almost reach....

From Such Idle Flights Of Fancy Are Great Calamities Born

Vroom! Vroom! Vroom!

Just What Are You Up To Here, Morton?

Nothing....


Never mind.

Suddenly, The True Reason For Morton's Trip Up The Mountain Is Revealed

You can run, my precious, but you cannot hide!

Morton Is About To Deploy His Secret Weapon To Tame The Savage Beast

Nose kisses!

Morton Lays On The Charm

What's that? It looks good. Is that candy? It sure looks like you're enjoying it. Must be really really good. Morton isn't really hungry though. Not really.

Morton Indulges In A Moment Of Uncharacteristic Gloating

Morton beat you and you and you and you and you and...hey...you, in the blue shirt. No, the OTHER blue shirt. No, the OTHER other blue shirt. Yeah, you! Morton beat you!

Next Stop, El Capitan

That was soooooo easy!

Morton Continues, Unflagging

See? This is easy!

Morton Embarks With His Usual Enthusiasm

Oh, this will be easy!

Morton Sticks Out In A Crowd

So, anyone want to play Balderdash? Huh? Guys? Guys?

Morton + Rock + Hard Place = Trouble

Ehhh, hey, guys? What's up?