Morton Reluctantly Admits His Limitations

Stupid caber toss.

Morton Practices His Spooky Face For October

And then, when they got back to the car, all the licorice was GONE!!!!!

Morton Could Do This Too, If He Wanted

If Morton Drank Scotch, This Would Be His Favourite Blend

Ohhhhhhh, why couldn't it be apple juice!

Morton Settles In To Watch The New Shows

Maybe the Bionic Woman will have a Bionic Monkey!

Morton The Epicurean

Morton plans to accompany this dish with a saucy little root beer that opens with just a hint of molasses, teases with accents of cinnamon, then drowns the senses with a sweet cavalcade of caramel.

Morton Carefully Considers A New Piece For His Gallery

500 pieces? Ohhhhhh.

When It Comes To Displaying His Sculptures, Morton Strives For Aesthetic Harmony

See, Mr. Alligator is sneaking behind Mister Spaceman and creeping behind the green cat vase to try and bite Mister Beardman. Bad Mister Alligator! Bad!

The Gallery Tour Continues With Morton's Renowned Collection of High-Ikean Pottery

This one is for milk and this other one is for chocolate milk.

Morton Shows Off His Collection

And this is Morton's famous upside-down Monet!

Now That Morton Has Returned To Civilization, All Will Be Well Again

Morton will just rest here for a while.

Morton Remains Optimistic In Spite Of All Evidence To The Contrary

Morton's foot just touched bottom! He's sure of it!

Morton Tries To Put A Positive Spin On Events

This is actually pretty slow sand, really. And it squishes between Morton's toes!

Morton Prepares For Guests

Morton will make a great big salad and a whole barrel full of cherry kool aid!

Morton Suffers The Consequences

Wait! Wait! Come back! Morton promises not to eat all the Snickers bars this time! Honest!!!!!!!

Luckily, Everyone Else Thought He Was Shouting For Jam And Seeds

RRRRRRAMMING SPEEEEEEEEEEEDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Morton Makes His Best Case

Honest! Morton really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really knows a shortcut! Honest!!!!

Morton Prepares For His Wilderness Adventure

Paddles, check, life jackets, check, banjos....

Morton Has A Serious Question

"Are...are they mints for monkeys or mints MADE of monkeys?????

Morton Has A New Hero

He's a multi-talented monkey about town!

Man Monkey Army Secret Training Video

Morton is planning on hiding for the rest of the day.

Morton Presents...Thunderdome!

Only with a banana and a cardboard box. Other than that, this is exactly like the movie!

It Is Not The Destination That Matters, Morton, It Is The Journey

This is the stupidest place for a Wal-Mart EVER!

No Doubt, There's A Logical Explanation For This

First Morton was hungry, then Morton was sleepy!